Posted 4 days ago

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

(Source: 37roses)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

Speech Class

sherlock-jackson:

*amazingly beautiful girl with rocking body goes up to do her speech*

Boy 1: Work it baby!

Boy 2: Keep walking away… the view is great from back here.

Boy 3: Hey sweet cheeks! I think you drop something!

Boy 1: Yeah, come over here and bend over.

*more annoying catcalls*

Girl: *clears her throat* Today I will be talking about the typical objectification of woman in catalling.

The boys: 

The girls: 

Posted 1 week ago

marchqueen:

gigglewhatsit:

runyouclevertimelord:

dryadgurrl:

himapapaftw:

finally, it has appeared on my dash

Well that was unexpected.

I was not expecting this

no one ever does

(Source: gallifreyfieldsforever)

Posted 1 week ago

cassbones:

take-liberties:

gohelloflo:

This is a truly amazing story of twin sisters separated at birth who discovered each other at age 25 through social media (see Facebook message above in which Anais reached out to Samantha for the first time). One lives in London and the other in L.A. and the two have shared a close bond since meeting. They recently took a trip together to their birthplace, Seoul, Korea, and now they’re hoping to make a film together about their story. Check out their kickstarter campaign here. Story via buzzfeed.

"I DON’T WANT TO BE TOO LINDSAY LOHAN."

GUYS ONE IS FROM LONDON AND THE OTHER IS FROM CALIFORNIA I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW PARENT TRAP THIS IS

Posted 1 week ago

(Source: abs-gabs)

Posted 1 week ago

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

Error

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

(Source: megachikorita)

Posted 1 week ago

dutchster:

jellys:

NEVER PLAY THE QUESTION GAME

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

Posted 2 weeks ago

nativelynative:

 

Alejandro Cartagena captured Mexican workers on their way to job sites in Car Poolers. This is such an amazing and simple photo series. 

(Source: ufunk.net)

Posted 2 weeks ago

Pay attention because without realizing it I actually whispered “quatre-vingt” to myself out of nowhere.

420.